Sunday, April 18, 2010

The Worst #1 In History?

The Irish cunt better known for sticking it to Dulta is currently sitting at #1 on the Australian Singles Chart. I thought Cheryl Cole's recent top ten hit was a sure sign that the apocalypse is nigh but this is too much. "Just Say So" has to be the worst #1 since Brian's disgusting fuck-toy topped the chart with "Not Me, Not I" back in 2003. Who exactly is buying this shit? Seriously, I demand an explanation! The song's only redeeming factor is the farcical use of autotune, which mercifully distorts McFadden's voice beyond recognition. Everything else about this abomination is unbearable. I don't know what's worse - the dumb lyrics, rubbish chorus or incredibly dated production. Kevin Rudolph was clearly taking the piss because the man knows his way around a good pop song as he proved on Matisse's genre defining anthem "Better Than Her". The worst thing about "Just Say So" is the possibility that it will encourage Dulta to release new material. Which is more than I can handle. Brian has worked with some interesting names - specifically, the amazing DNA boys - on his nauseatingly titled "Wall Of Soundz" album, so hopefully it's not a total write off. But I'm not holding my breath. If you're a complete masochistic, why not check out the shiteous video (video). It features the worst dance routine in recent memory and has single-handedly ruined The Ivy's pool bar for me. For life.

11 comments:

Miss Halliwell said...

I feel sorry for you Aussies.

Bryan/Brian/Braindead has got the message that the UK fucking hate him so he has decided to annoy the life out of the Australian charts.

The end is nigh!

John said...

And this is relevant why?

Cyber said...

Oh God, when I saw this pop up in my inbox I thought the worse has happened and vile racist Cheryl KKKole made it to number one! I don't think this is any better though...

Mr. Will-W. said...

omg u have a label for "cunts"? how hilarious! hehehe

Matt said...

I like it! Your just biased he's engaged to delta!!

Ken said...

YES. ABSOBLOODYEFFINLUTELY. I feel sorry for Australians as of the moment.

Mike said...

John - it's relevant to me because now I have to listen to this shit on the radio 30 times a day!

Will - if the shoe fits....

Me said...

VILE!

Paul said...

oh :( Don't hate me, but i quite like it!! GAH!

Sean said...

Haha its good to see the Aussies have embraced Brian so we don't have to. I'm Irish and while we've let lots of cunts get to the top of our charts with shite material, Brian McFadden is a #1 hit wonder in our country.

Scott said...

I like it. I bought it. And the album. I'm not even sorry. That is all.

PS: Actually, that's not all. Mike, I still haven't forgiven you for converting to Beyonce, so call it even.