Thursday, April 22, 2010

The Return Of Europe's 2nd Best Girlband!

Some of you might remember Jameerah from my 'Best Singles of 2009' countdown. I absolutely fell in love with them and ranked their debut "All Eyes On Me" the 78th best pop song of last year. As the world's first pan-European girlband - comprised of glamour models from Belgium, Germany and Holland - you would think that world domination was a forgone conclusion. Unfortunately, the track flopped worse than Kelly Llorenna's last dozen singles put together. It could have something to do with their complete and utter lack of talent but that never stopped Girls Aloud. Happily, the ladies are still planning to release that stunning anthem in America later this year but they're already gearing up for the release of the follow up in Belgium. I thought "All Eyes On Me" would be impossible to top but "Stickup" takes things to the next level. This is an all out pop trash explosion! There's a freakishly catchy (and completely non-sensical) chorus, amazing imitation RedOne production and some of the worst/best lyrics ever recorded. I particularly love rhyming "info" with "nympho"! And the video (below) has to be seen to be believed. Jameerah's breathtaking inability to perform even the most straightforward choreography is admirably showcased - that is when they're not molesting an incredibly hot male model or rolling around in their underwear. If these stunners keep this up they could overtake Las Supremas de Móstoles as my favourite European girlband. An album please!

7 comments:

Paul said...

so essentially they tie a guy up and abuse him a little bit? That sounds like my sort of evening :P And just HOW OLD are these girls?!

Hidroboy said...

I haven't read the whole post yet, I have to go right now I'll do it later but...
Are you sure that those in the picture are girls?

Miss Halliwell said...

Oh my gawd! I fucking love it!

Rum-de-dum-dum!

It is definately a trashgasm instigator!

I just dribbled some lady fluid!

I'm off to buy everything they have ever recorded!

Stick Up is the best poptrash anthem of the decade!

tommie said...

They're releasing both the Philip D mix and the Les Boyz remix to radio and tv:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SvgCz2kdo1s

I like both versions.

Me said...

The bloke in the video is nice.

Anonymous said...

Girls Aloud Shit all over them!

Andrew said...

I the chorus is so catchy, and the heel/gun metaphor is clever. I just wish it had better production value. Maybe in a few years an American artist can jack it and give it that extra UMPH to be #1 pop trash!