Tuesday, April 20, 2010

Kylie's New Single - All The Lovers!

This will probably be posted on every blog across the internet in the next 30 seconds but Kylie just announced that her new single "All The Lovers" will be released on the 28th of June. Her 11th album "Aphrodite" will follow on the 5th of July. How fucking exciting! A new Kylie album is always cause for celebration and I have a good feeling about this one. There's no word yet on who produced "All The Lovers" but one of the remixers described the song to me as her best single since the "Fever" era. That'll do! Now for the inevitable Parlophone fuck up. "Aphrodite" is the worst name of the album since "Tissues & Issues" and I pray to sweet baby Jesus that the disgusting cover featured in the promo clip (above) is not the real deal. Seriously, it looks like an outtake from her H&M spread. But enough whinging. I'm going to give "Love Love Love" another spin and clear my calender for the week beginning 28 June!

EDIT: I've just been told that "All The Lovers" was produced by Starsmith (the dude behind Ellie Goulding's album) and executive produced by Stuart Price.

EDIT 2: Starsmith just confirmed that he didn't produce it! LOL

EDIT 3: Kish Mauve (the electro duo behind "2 Hearts" and "Lose Control") just announced that they wrote "All The Lovers" on their Myspace.

19 comments:

Cyber said...

I hope you get gang raped by Girls Aloud! The cover is gorgeous! Meh on the title.

Justin said...

The cover is gorgeous Mike! It's already leaked in HQ as well.

http://i42.tinypic.com/jjsgg0.jpg

Mike said...

It's awful. She looks like a 49 year old housewife on a new age retreat.

undisco_me said...

I love Aphrodite as a title! It's the name of an obscure Lady Kier collaboration - must Kylie rob off this legendary diva all the time?

Oh my God, that clip sounds unreal!

Justin said...

The track was produced by Stuart Price!

Paul said...

I love the cover and love the title, so sspprrt :P See if you get any more lovestoned from me now ;)

John said...

EDIT 4: Xenomania have taken credit for the single, not because they wrote or produced, but simply because they can't seem to get a hit themselves these days.

Mr. Will-W. said...

YΣS!!!!

Peibols said...

The cover is so Light Years 2.0 that I can say any other thing than I Love Love Love it!

Christian Stovitz said...

Everything looks fucking awesome!

Me said...

All THe Lovers sounds like the follow on from IBIY that was expected from X. ANd the only good thing I have to say about the title is thank Toy they didn't name it "Kylie Minogue" - as it stands it sounds like they scoured al-Kylieda searching for the most deranged celebrity wannabe and asked them what the name of their FLOP drag alter ego was... worst album title since Club Disco

Martin said...

The instrumental makes me think of one of those "Mozzie Ringtones" that can only be heard by children.

Daniel said...

You have to be kidding.. this is her best album cover ever. It reminds me of Light Years.

tommie said...

I see loads of maddona fans on this forum is slagging my Kylie Minoguer off

how dare you .

Maddona is a 63 year old wrinkle face granny she stinks, she is evil she is the spitting image of Myra Hindley, Maddona mimes Maddona is bad Maddona has thousands of face lifts and songs shit hollywood is a dreadful single. maddona must die.

Kylie Minogue on the other hand is still Natrual and very beutiful, Kylie Proved she could sing on her Fever 2002 world tour where she sung live and proved she could hit a note, Kylie Minogue unlike lazy Biitch Maddona works hard fever was a brillant album it sold 9 million copies and Kylie had 2 hit singles in which she cowrote herself 1 In your eyes Kylie cowrote went to number one in Australia.

the wonderful Kylie Minogue unlike slut Maddona is working on her 9th studio album.

you can all get lost .

Kylie Minogue is the best.

Mike said...

Tommie, have you been hanging out with Sarah Ure again?

Madonna said...

I admit that I have no talent Hollywood is a dreadful single I just run out of idea's that were my lastes album was a flop.

I can;t sing, I am a whore a very evil human being I never do anything or give anything to charity.

I am nothing like the very talenteed Kylie Minogue who can sing and dance act has a lvoely smile and always ready to lend a helping hand in need of chairty.

I wish i was more like the lovely Kylie Minogue.

D'luv said...

Doll, you need to ditch your penchant for all things trash and recognize that it's a good cover! The only thing that would have been better is one of your Photoshop jobs with a toilet.

tommie said...

Kylie Minogue is number one Pop Princess with ten ablums, fifteen worldwide #1 singles, new eleveth album Aphrodite bound to be world wide #1 smash hit featuring latest world wide number 1 for the Lovers. Kylie 500 times better than Holy Vallance, Natalie Imbruglia Sophie Ellis-Bextor and evil old granny Madonna who steal African orphans from their parents arms.

Kylie a kind hearted angel, not only pop princess but charity worker helps children in need, Bali bomb victims, Kids Helpline, saved 1 million+ lives through cancer awareness - Fact.

tommie said...

Kylie was going to be the star of classic huge budget Australian film Audstralia but evil withc Nicole Kidam cast a evil spell on Kylie caused her to lose the role of Lady Ahsley she played it herself instead the evil withc,

It was a Aboriginal curse she learned off a Aboriginal paid him lots of money to reveal the curse so she could cast it on Kylie.

I hate frozen forehead woeman Nicole Kidam Kylie shoudl sue