Wednesday, April 14, 2010

Calling All Toy Soldiers

Dear Toy Soldiers,

Our place of worship has come under attack. The Church of La Toya was abruptly shut down a couple of days ago after allegations of impropriety by a certain administrator were aired in the forum. Toy's Church has since reappeared on a new server - only without the forum or the original founders, who made the site so special in the first place. This saddens me greatly. I know it's not cool to admit but I've made life long friends on the various Toy Toy fansites. Happily, Tommie is trying to bring everyone together again at the Gospel of La Toya. He promises a return to the sense of irreverence and fun that shaped Toy's Haven (the pre-Church forum). I've even been invited to write another series of the Erotic Adventures Of Toy Toy! For old time's sake, here's the first installment. I wanted to post the episode where La Toya goes down on Celine Dion but I don't want to be threatened with legal action. Again. See you all at Toy's new home.

Mike

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Part 1

The alarm pierced her ears like tiny daggers. Grabbing the nearest dildo, La Toya smashed her clock radio into a hundred tiny pieces. It couldn't possibly be morning already, Toy Toy thought to herself as she sat up in bed and groggily attached her mattered weave. Looking around her once glamorous boudoir, La Toya's eyes widened in disbelief. Clothing was scattered around the room and empty bottles of Star Ice littered the floor. Getting up to investigate, La Toya felt a familiar burning sensation in her big back door. With the intention of sitting on a packet of frozen peas, Toy Toy stumbled into the kitchen and gasped in horror. The fridge was empty. Janet had raided her pantry again.

To Be Continued...

12 comments:

tommie said...

Thanks for the plug! :D

And the Erotic Adventures is EPIC! I still can't believe it got us kicked out of Haven!

Jamie_movietrip said...

Well I've re-directed the Church address to Tommie's new forum, which I love already! I do hope the Church is restored to it's true glory, bring on the dodgy photoshop artwork and sleazy looking pictures. I will help in any way I can, but I fear the original Church is long gone thanks to a certain person's sabotage. I love the Erotic Adventures btw.

Paul said...

oh poo i thought this would be a brilliant post about the return of Martika or something...!!! And just as I was getting over the bitterness of not winning your competition :P

Anonymous said...

Where can i read the rest of this literary masterpiece?

John said...

I'm surprised you gave Tommie the plug after Toy woke up with it in the same place it was when she fell asleep.

Clubboy said...

I loved toys erotic adventures lol! Didnt she finger dannii too? lmao

Me said...

Who dares blaspheme the hallowed Church?!? May they be struck down by janFATs anal warts!

Mike said...

To be honest, I don't think I saved all of Toy's erotic adventures. I have the Celine Dion entry because that got me banned from Haven and I remember the one where Toy used her sexbox as a weapon of mass destruction... oh and her hook up with Dannii in a fetish club. LOL! I'm going to look on my old computer to see if I can find more.

Anonymous said...

what did matt do?

Craig said...

LOL @ Janet eating all Toys food!!

Now what REALLY happened?

Anonymous said...

please post more of this future NY TIMES best seller!!

Brett said...

MORE PLEASE!!!