Wednesday, September 02, 2009

La Toya's "Home" Video - In Full!

A friend sent me a text in the early hours of the morning to say that La Toya's comeback video had finally been unveiled and I rushed out of bed like a child at Christmas to check out what I assumed would be the greatest achievement in filmmaking since Citizen Kane. "Home" is absolutely adorable and I love it to bits but I hope I'm not cast out of the Church of La Toya for admitting that I'm ever so slightly underwhelmed.

Don't get me wrong. The video is a syrupy sweet delight and showcases the Pope of Pop's stunning beauty to startling effect. If nothing else, Toy has officially reclaimed her throne as the sexiest woman alive. I can't believe how youthful and luminous she looks. They have seriously reverse engineered her nose or broken new ground in CGI technology because Toy Toy's precious beak is nowhere to be seen. I also think the video is beautifully filmed and surprisingly tasteful. I was slightly concerned that Jeffre would run around in sheet to symbolise Michael's ghost but he was obviously too busy watching re-runs of Dante's Cove. The location is utterly gorgeous and the melancholy mood suits the lyrics perfectly. My favourite scenes are when Toy pokes her head into the cubby house at approximately 2:05 minutes and the fierce headshake at 3:35 minutes. Somebody make me an avatar! All in all, La Toya really outdid herself - so why am I ever so slightly disappointed?

I guess my expectations were just unrealistic. This is Toy Toy's first film clip in twenty two long years, so I thought she would really bring it. To a certain extent she has but I could have done without all the footage of that little girl playing on a swing and blowing bubbles. Toy has only released four music videos in her 30 year career - I wanted the focus to be on her. I'm also not sure I can handle the Dutchess of Dance's classy new image. Where is the shamelessness? Where is the desperation? Where is her sailor's hat? I hope La Toya doesn't instruct her Psychic Friends to curse me because I really do love the video. It just made me work a bit harder for my toygasm than usual. Anyway, lucky bitches in the US and UK can download the video from iTunes now. The rest of us will have to wait.

12 comments:

Nasty G said...

I'm with you 100%. Too tasteful by far, but still 1,000 times more interesting than Madonna's new video of yawn-worthy dogshit.

tommie said...

I love the video. That's all.

I'm glad it's tasteful and I think the little girl fits into the video.

Jamie_movietrip said...
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Jamie_movietrip said...

I really like it too, I'm so proud of Toy, this is really a triumph!

Magical Froggy said...

Mike, don't worry, that review was from your heart and we all know your Heart Don't Lie.

:)

undisco_me said...

I love when she starts making love to the swing - now we know what The Velvet Rope was really about.

It's very Always Be My Baby.

Mike said...

The video actually has a touch of mid-90s Mariah when I think about it! Only with Toy actually having sex appeal.

I don't know, "Home" has grown on me a lot already but it's still lacking a toytastic element to make it the triumph I was expecting.

John said...

You know, I really don't know what to say. If this is a tribute to her brother, why not bring him into the video? And if it's not a tribute, then it's just opportunistic. Having said that, the video exceeds LaToya's classy index by 1000%.

Chicago_Sexbox said...

Hmmm...I kind of see your point but the fact that this video was so randomly made from a song that was plucked from an album with an original release date of 2003 makes the who project tacky in the first place IMO, lol

Michael said...

heaven knows she is no longer blessed with a voice, but MAN that woman is SMOKING for her age.

Not Me said...

Nice albeit rather tame by Toys raunchy standards - the little girl from the Millionaire video needs edited out though.

The best bit is the lantern swinging without a doubt.

mister TJ said...

Mike, what can i say other than I Love You!!?
you never fail to make me laugh... and now i cannot get the image of a sheet-clad Jeffre running around in the background.

10/10

~TJ.