Saturday, September 19, 2009

Death Of The Sugababes?

In what is surely the final death knell for England's greatest ever girlband (after Vanilla), Amelle has apparently quit the Sugababes to pursue a solo career. According to media reports Z grade urban diva Jade Ewen has been roped in as a replacement but I really think it's time to pull the plug. The girls never really got over the departure of the realest girl in pop (speaking of Mutya, she's in the news again herself after unveiling new breast and butt implants!) and another line-up change would be disastrous - particularly with their latest studio album "Sweet 7" already in the can and waiting for release. Are they really going to go back and re-record the whole thing? I'm sure Amelle has her reasons (ie. she's a money hungry fame whore) but I think it's quite low to pull a stunt like this with a new album on the way. Sure, she recently scored a #1 hit but so did Mel C and she can't give her CDs away for free outside of lesbian nightclubs. The person I feel the sorriest for in this whole debacle is Keisha. That poor bitch has been the backbone of the group since 1998 and now has to deal with yet another ungrateful slut slapping her in the face. I think she should call Mutya and release a stunning duet about well hung women overcoming adversity. Take take Amelle! In the meantime, let's pay tribute to possibly the last incarnation of the Sugababes by re-watching their Pop Trash Addicts interview. RIP.

20 comments:

Justin said...

LMAO

I think they should just call it quits and just be done with it. They are already a bigger joke than Destiny's Child ever was with their line up changes!

Michael said...

OMG! I'd be devastated if the Sugababes didn't continue. Long live the 'babes!!!

Ken said...

appalled but still happy at the same time. Jade Ewen? Lemme think about that first.

Parker said...

Now it's the time, since Mutya is in the dumper, for a reformed Sugababes and get lots of publicity for Mutya comming back. I cannot wait to hear some decent stuff and although I love how great Amelle sounds on Get Sexy we all know that Mutya would be 1.000.000 times better. Another option would be a re-re-formed girl band with Amelle and Mutya together.

Jump! said...

A bit sad to hear this. The reality is its time the babes give up. Amelle is my fave babe and I don't want a reworked with "sweet 7" album with new vocals from some street hooker named Jade who caught VD at Eurovision while giving head to some random Estonian participant.

Here's hoping an untouched "sweet 7" gets dumped in stores cause it too expensive for the label to re-record and they have no faith in the sugababes brand, an Amelle solo album, and the sugababes' quick breakup.

Of course The Saturdays will assume the role as the reigning queens of UK girl pop groups.

tommie said...

Loves it.

Poor Keishaboom. Who will she bully now?

Nikki said...

Hold on, hold on - WHAT?!?!?! JADE EWEN? Are they out of their effin' minds?!?!?!

Not that surprised about ANOTHER Sugababe leaving but seeing as it's Amelle and she just joined a few years ago, I'm a bit iff-y.

I'm more shocked about the reported replacement! She's too generic to the point of sanitary.

tommie said...

The good thing about this is that Siobhan has been vindicated! The Sugastans were going crazy the other day when she said Keisha bullied her out of the group.

tidusin said...

This isn't the first and surely won't be the last time someone escapes from this band.

If you're a Girl Aloud, you can't leave the band, but the Sugababes? hey, everybody does it!

They will re-record the album and everyone will love the replacement because that's what the Sugababes fans do.

fer said...

I love the pic!!!
I think Mutya, Amelle and Siobhan should start a Brand New Sugababes group and release something next month.
Take that, Keisha!

Anonymous said...

That pic of all the exes is the best pic I have seen all year!! well done! the best result to come out of some bad news, thank you!

Robpop said...

NO, NO NO NO!!!!!!!

The s-babes must never end it. They, along with cockroaches, must be here after a nuclear winter! They'll be here in a millennium! Its written in all the prophesies! I've seen it with my own very eyes.

Truth is the output by the girls has been less than brilliant. I think its not really the albums but rather the choice of singles.

Robpop said...

Oh and I think one of the Clea girls should join the band. Preferably Soraya.

Paul said...

oh well.

she did pick the worst possible time she could to leave though!

Adem With An E said...

This has literally been the most amazing thing to see unravel across the Internet.

I love Amelle, but your line about her slapping Keisha in the face made me laugh so hard, I'm currently choking on cashew nuts.

Yes; nuts.

Chicago_Sexbox said...

How fucked up! Didn´t Amelle learn anything from watching Mutya´s solo career go nowhere? LOL. Maybe they could convince Mutya to comeback. Surely she could use the money to cover all of this plastic surgery.

D'luv said...

I didn't care when Mutya left, but I do feel a twinge of sadness about Amelle's rumored departure. Hopefully it's not true?

fer said...

Mike, please, update this! Sugababes have died!

dolores_delargo said...

I think you have got the wrong end of the stick here - it is Keisha who was forced out, not Amelie

Derek said...

The guy is definitely right, and there's no question.
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