Friday, August 28, 2009

New Kylie & A Toytastic Preview

I've been feeling so miserable today, dealing with various dramas but someone up above has obviously taken pity on me and decided to bring a little sunshine back into my life in the form of new music from Kylie and the first preview of Goddess Toy's stunning comeback "Home". I can't believe I'm being treated to new stuff from my two favourite divas in the one day. It feels like Christmas!

I guess I should start with Kylie because unlike Toy, her song hasn't been around since 2006. Most of you will probably remember that Kylie was recently hired to record music for the most expensive Bollywood movie in history and the fruits of her fabulous labour have finally hit Youtube. I can't believe how trashtastic "Chiggy Wiggy" is! The song is so much fun. I love it when Kylie gets a bit kooky on us (see her Wiggles duet for starters) and this Indian flavoured toe tapper is about as weird as it gets. The production is beautiful and I love the trashy chorus - I wanna chiggy wiggy wit choo boy! That's not even mentioning the brilliant video clip. My girl looks amazing and probably dances more in these one and a half minutes than she has in the past ten years. The outfit and dance moves are very Beyoncé but Kylie pulls it off. I love the look on her face when Akshay arrives on the big chandelier. It's the best acting she's done since "Biodome"! I can't wait to see this in full and really hope it gets a worldwide release. I honestly believe it's catchy enough to become a novelty hit.

Moving on now to the Dutchess of Dance. Toy Toy has just unveiled a preview of her "Home" video clip and it looks suitably classy. I'm slightly disappointed that she's not at least holding a framed photo of Michael but the layers of vaseline on the camera lens more than make up for it. La Toya looks absolutely phenomenal. I can't believe she's older than Madonna - Toy could honestly pass for one of her adopted Malawi babies! My favourite part of the preview is when our queen walks along holding the candle. She looks like a supermodel and her diva strut puts Miss J to shame. I just wish she didn't look so damn happy. This is supposed to be a dedication to her dead brother not "Sexual Feeling - The Sequel"! Toy works in mysterious ways, so I guess all will be revealed when the clip debuts on the 1st of September. I can hardly wait.

16 comments:

Peibols said...

A-mazing!

The Prophet said...

The new Kylie song is amazing.

Robpop said...

Very nice indeed.

(And tellingly my word verification was besso...which sounds a bit like beso...which is kiss in spanish...which obviously means all of this post is blessed)

John said...

Kylie really throws herself into the Bollywood role quite well. LaToya, on the other hand, looks blissfully happy, like she's been told the royalty check will show up any minute now.

Craig said...

That Kylie track is fabulous. I love it. She looks great for an old tranny!

And Toy's video is amazing.

JANET IS NOW OFFICIALLY OVER!!!!!

Justin said...

The Kylie track is beyond fabulous! The twats on sayhey are already bitching about how shit it is and how it's going to reflect negatively on Kylie. I think they forgot that this was made for a Bollywood film though, bless them.

Mike said...

I actually prefer "Chiggy Wiggy" to most of "X"! It's so cute and very catchy. Fuck the bitches at SayHey. I hope their hard drives crash.

And Craig, Janet WHO?

Jamie_movietrip said...

I think I just died and went to heaven, two pop trash gems if ever I saw them. Toy looks sensational, and Kylie's Indian anthem is perfection!

Paul said...

strangely brilliant. And of course I got the new Fame soundtrack today so it's win win!

T. said...

Hi! is'nt it great that new Toy video!!!

I just realised you put a link for my blog, thanks!

tommie said...

Proper 30 sec preview of Toy's video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=019KaO46yK8

It looks FABULOUS!

It's Not Me said...

Beyond Fabulous! Kylie looks sensational and the song is the kind of upbeat joyous no apologies fun camp pop that Kylie not only made a career from but does best and is why the public love her.

Toy looks stunning as always and I like that the video is more of a celebration than a syrupy mourning depressing pity me I'm so sad type affair - like that a-dullta-erous SLUT used to milk sympathy from the public...

Yuяi said...

Love the new Kylie track. We need a HQ studio version asap!

Ro Ro said...

I was amazed by Kylie. After seeing her X tour dvd and her lack of dancing this was refreshing.I also loved her wiggles duet! Toy looks so classy i didn't recognize her.

tidusin said...

Stupidly fun!

Every queer interested in Bollywood in 3... 2... 1...

Anonymous said...

Holly crap, i wish I didn't press play on that LaToya video - THAT FACE!!! ARGHHH...nightmares tonight :(

Kylie, chiggy wit chu <3

- Petro