Wednesday, August 05, 2009

Madonna - Celebration Review

Seriously, wasn't this shit on "Club Disco" two years ago? I'm used to Madonna ripping off Kylie but jackin' Dannii's swagga is a new low.

3/10

14 comments:

tommie said...

I think Dannii actually rejected it from Club Disco and gave it to Madonna as a "thank you" for letting her improve "Into The Groove".

Still it's better than Hard Candy, but even Janet's vaginal farts are, so that's not saying much...

tidusin said...

I one word:

BennyBenassiMix.

undisco_me said...

I also hear a Dannii track, but honestly really like this - just wish she sang it better.

'I guess I just don't recognise you with your new cheek implants' is the best bit.

Paul said...

well frankly this post could have been a lot more scathing. I don't know whether to be disappointed or relieved :P

ClubKid21 said...

I hope we'll get a more thorough bitchfest with the Poptrash Panel.

Btw, the Queen of Trash-Pop Audrey Landers has released a new single that shits all over this dire effort.
Behold the beauty of "Sommer Meer und Sonnenschein". I can't wait for the TV performances.

Jay said...

You know you have hit a new low when you resort to ripping off Dannii...

Though I think you gave it far too high a score.

Mike said...

ClubKid21, where have you been all my life? Finally someone who appreciates the overwhelming amazingness of my holy icon Audrey! Bless you.

Madonna missed the Pop Panel cut off this week. She'll be on next week though. I'll just have to round up enough haters to rig the result!

And I know this wasn't particularly scathing but that's because I'm so relieved it's not another try hard urban jam. It's still a shit Dannii B-side though.

Justin said...

One word, VILE!

I would have given this turd a 0/10. Madonna and Paul Oldenfold just need to fuck off because this song is dated trash fished out of the catacombs under the streets of Ibiza.

Adem With An E said...

Haha, I'm relieved that it wasn't so scathing Paul. Be relieved ;)

Nasty G said...

I'm ashamed to admit that this is the first Madonna song I've liked in decades...

Chicago_Sexbox said...

It's a nice song but there really isn't much of a gimmick to sell it like most Madonna singles. At the ned of the day it's an average dancey tune that could easily fit on an Ian Van Dahl reunion album.

John said...

I like it, but I don't love it. Having said that, I imagine that Benny Benassi Mix would hook me if I was out at the club when it came on.

Jamie_movietrip said...

Well I like it! I'd rather she rip off Dannii than someone like Keri Hilson.

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