Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Swedish Skank Scores Aus Record Deal!

Evil Swedish pop troll Agnes Carlsson is set to unleash her mediocrity upon Australia after landing a local distribution deal with Neon Records. The 2005 Swedish Idol winner is currently taking the UK by storm with her single "Release Me" and should find similar success when the song is released here in early July. I've made my feelings about Agnes pretty clear in the past but there's no denying that "Release Me" is an exceptional pop song. It's just a shame that it was wasted on someone with all the charisma of an anal fissure. Excitingly, local remixes have already been commissioned - including one by the amazing TV Rock. Hopefully they make it a dub!

This is Neon's first foray into the pop scene, so I wish them a lot of luck. If "Release Me" takes off it could pave the way for some decent Scandipop hitting the shelves in the future. I'll update you with more details as they come to hand. In the meantime, check out the Swedish automaton trying to act like an actual human being in the drab video (below).

13 comments:

Carl said...

Don't even get me started
:)

Aaron said...

But I actually really like Agnes. What really frustrates me is that I buy the albums, and then they get releases here!! - Not Happy Jan!!!

Michael said...

"Hopefully they make it a dub!"

-and there goes all of my Lady Grey tea. Thanks Mike.

tommie said...

I love your nelly bottom rants!

I have no strong feelings against or for Agnes though. The parallell to Ratshit STDvens is a little harsh.

Erik said...

There’s no end to the good news today. Thank you for sharing this!
I am sure that your countrymen will love her. :D

Jay said...

VILE!

I bet she back door partied her way to that record deal just like fellow gutter whore FLOP tarts Ratshit STDvens anmd DULLta Good-Rim.

Jamie_movietrip said...

I just bought this, its fab!

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Mike said...

Bitch, please! I can't believe you have the nerve to put Shitnes in the same sentence as the legendary Gina G!!

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Tommy said...

lol "evil Swedish pop troll". A friend prompted me to download her album recently. I have to say, I actually enjoy it a lot. She's as painfully bland and anonymous as every other thing those idol shows unleash, but with better songs, IMO.. Anyway you guys are getting the album, I'm jealous!

Paul said...

bwahahahahahahahahahaha. oh dearie me, that's quite hilarious.