Thursday, May 07, 2009

Never Too Late For Kylie's US Tour

It's official. Hell has finally frozen over. Yes, pop fans - Kylie has announced her first American tour! The better late than never extravaganza will take in 5 American cities with one Canadian date thrown in for good measure. I'm so excited for Kylie's long suffering American fans. Apparently, all 23 of them have thrown a street party to celebrate. I actually think this will be a pretty hot ticket. Kylie is the ultimate live performer and I'm sure gays across the United States will make the pilgrimage to see her.

The set list should be very interesting. Kylie doesn't exactly have a lot of American hits to choose from, so I'm guessing she'll sing a lot of songs from her stunning #139 US monster hit "X". Watch the roof explode when Kylie belts out her massive radio smash "All I See"! I just hope she performs "It's No Secret", a top 40 hit for Kylie in America way back in 1988. The song is one of my all time favourites and it would be amazing to hear her sing it live. The fabulous video (below) is a true cinematic masterpiece. It was probably the last time we heard Kylie's real Australian accent and her acting skills are right up there with Meryl Streep's!

In all seriousness, nobody puts on a show like Kylie. Even if it's a scaled down version of X2008 it will still be light years ahead of the competition and I'd do just about anything to be there.

12 comments:

Peibols said...

But first... she's conquering Spain!

Sorry, no offence, but once you taste chorizo, there's no cuming back, darling.

bubu said...
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bubu said...

i hope mtv gives away tickets the day before the new Madrid concert. if she couldn't sold out last summer's concert (I think around 9,000 people attended), this time it would be embarrassing, as the bullring is much bigger (and slightly more expensive).
kylie, what the fuck!

Mike said...

I think the Madrid concert is meant to coincide with Europride so I think all those gays will buy tickets. Hopefully there's a Spanish tour edition with Kylie's legendary Spanish version of "Your Disco Needs You" as the bonus track!

bubu said...

don't think the Europride is in Madrid this year as it happened two years ago, but yes, it is two days off from the Pride.
after attending the other concert i didn't think anything could be gayer that that, but i was wrong, i guess...

ps. soraya has re-released hers. just in time.

John said...

Well played with the "It's No Secret" video! Sadly, it appears I am going to miss the Four Horsemen escorting Kylie's tour into the US. Speculation is that she is setting up for a bigger tour, but I honestly don't believe it. If anything, she's probably using these shows to get ready for a bigger tour in Europe and Australia.

tommie said...

I heard a rumour that X has now passed 40k sold in the US.

GET THAT SMASH HIT KYLIE xoxoxo

Jay said...

I had a witty comment to post, but then I noticed that my word verification code was the highly appropriate "PIGAIR"!!!!!!!!!!!

I was at teh printers re: our earlier text conversation - only €50 for the two!

Anonymous said...

So glad you got back in time to see hell freeze over!
How will Dannii ever compete - perhaps tours of the UK and Oz to perform her no hits? We can only hope!
Scott

Paul said...

maybe i'll fly over. the crew of virgin atlantic are all cock sucking sluts, i should be fine stowing away with a hot cabin boy :)

Scarlett said...

It's like a dream come true - Kylie touring North America! :D :D

I can't see myself being able to go see her (unless she makes a stop in Washington DC or Baltimore or something!) but I'm still thrilled!!

undisco_me said...

But is she still fat? I swear the botox just makes her face look like a sweaty but smooth, hairless scrotom.