Saturday, January 31, 2009

Kylie Does The Wiggles

Kylie is the queen of random duets. From Gerling to Towa Tei, Ms Minogue has hooked up with some seriously obscure acts over the past 20 years but her latest pairing takes the proverbial cake. It seems we can now add The Wiggles to Kylie's long list of collaborators. No, you're not high. News reports confirm the elder Minogue has indeed teamed up with those multi-coloured t-shirt wearing losers for a little ditty called "Monkey Man". I'm sorry but what the fuck? Even Dannii would draw the line at this shit. On second thoughts, Holidannii is probably trying to arrange studio time with Hi-5 as I type - but I digress. The Wiggles? Kylie says she jumped at the chance to work with the world famous children's group in a bid to impress her 2 year old nephew. Couldn't the cheap bitch just buy him a present instead? Whatever. It's all in good fun and provides further proof that Kylie doesn't take herself too seriously. If more was needed after "Nu-Di-Ty". Call me insane but I actually quite like the song. "Monkey Man" is strangely hypnotic! You can listen to a clip of it here. All this crap needs is a Death Metal Disco Scene remix and a cheap Willy Baker directed video clip (preferably with a cameo from Dannii dressed as Dorothy the Dinosaur) and I'm on board!

8 comments:

Peibols said...

I'm still laughing!!

I think the song is great. Quite funny. She must erase All I shit from the X CDs and put this one instead!

In Spain, fans became crazy because they didn't know who the hell this Wiggles are.

I think a Freemasons remix would make it better, actually.

tommie said...

This is just so random and possibly not the best career decision...

Aaron said...

Haha - I think it's time to admit her now! I'm a huge Kylie fan - but The Wiggles? You've got to be kidding me!!!!

Fernando said...

LOL! Now that's random!

I am still waiting for a Dannii's Early Years track by track review.

Love :)

John said...

You can say a lot of things about Kylie, but predictable is not one of them. Good on her, even if it is a bit odd.

The Prophet said...

She's so lame. She can't sing or dance, and she doesn't even have any trashy charisma like her sister. NEXT!

Jay said...

My computer speakers are currently broken so I haven't listened to it yet and I don't think I want to either...

P-Cruz said...

So does anyone know the best place to find Wiggles Tickets? I tried ticketmaster and this other site but neither of them seem to have them for the LA show.