Friday, June 20, 2008

Bow Down To Billiam

My prayers have finally been answered. Britain's trashiest boyband has returned to revolutionise the music world with another scintillating pop classic! "My Generation" is a perfect example of the fabulous crap Billiam is (not that) famous for. A hands in the air chorus, meaningless lyrics, gloriously cheesy production courtesy of ex-PWL programmer Ian Curnow and a video clip (below) that makes Kylie's "All I See" look like Ben Hur in comparison. All we need is another nude photoshoot! That's not to suggest that the Billiam boys are resting on their laurels and serving up the same old shit. There has been a line up change and their sound is slightly less tragic this time around. "My Generation" actually sounds like it could have been recorded this decade! Happily, the highly recommended Sleazesisters Mix is the slice of pure trash heaven that I have come to expect from the UK's greatest living band. You'll find that remix, along with 29 - yes, TWENTY NINE - other remixes on Australian iTunes! Excitingly, the song looks set to debut in the UK top 30 on Monday.

ATTENTION Take That. You are a pack of boring, old cunts with bad hair and double chins. It's time to step aside for Billiam before you send yet another defenceless granny into a sugar coma with your shitty ballads and dreary mid-tempo jams. I thank you.

9 comments:

tommie said...

LMAO @ 29 remixes! The desperation is unbearably fabulous!

Jay said...

They really are quite crap...

and how did they manage to get 30 different remixes?!?

Anonymous said...

OMG billiam 4 numba 1!!!!

Ro Ro said...

I've never really been into boybands. I just dont know why either because its right up my alley. Anyone who has 29 remixes has to worth a listen.

Paul said...

god bless my trashy neighbours (literally) Billiam! They have had more line up changes than sugababes, been completely annihilated by popjustice and still plough on with their utter shitness yet utter fabulosity in the face of desperation. I love them. So do lots of other boys. Literally, again. Whores. :P

Miss Halliwell said...

Christ, how accurate about Take That! The only decent song they did was the one with that old haggis Lulu! LOL

Billiam are a breast of fresh gay air in the dreary world of Westlife & Take That with their never ending supply of bland covers and boring mid-tempo shit!

Thanks for opening my eyes and legs to the gorgeous Billiam!

Up yer gritter!

XXX

Mike said...

Pop Justice is the festering areshole of the internet. How dare they hate on poor Billiam!!

Paul, I'm so jealous that you live in such close proximity to these stunning talents. I demand an autograph!

And you're welcome, Deirdre. It's always a pleasure to open your legs to a new sensation!

D'luv said...

Billiam........no.

Jamie said...

I still haven't seen the guys live even though I've been to Nightingales on a regular basis of late. I for one would rather watch these tragic boys perform anyday rather than the greasy silicone humping Peter Andre!!!