Monday, May 12, 2008

Keeley Hazell - Voyeur

Bow down to Keeley Hazell, the UK's new queen of pop! Seriously, where has this tragic bitch been all my life? Keeley, currently the 3rd sexiest woman alive according to FHM magazine, is an English "glamour model" best known for her massive knockers. However, that's all about to change with the release of her stunning debut single "Voyeur". From now on this shy maiden will be known for her huge tits - and her appalling voice! Not that "Voyeur" is a bad song by any means. In fact, I think it's a trash classic in the making. Keeley "sings" naughty lyrics in a robotic voice against a backing track that desperately apes Bloodshy & Avant. The result is something akin to Britney Spears, only with a sense of humour and some charisma. Then there's the saucy video, which basically involves Keeley rolling around in bed in various states of undress. Classy! Unfortunately, there's only a one minute preview of the film clip (check it out below) doing the rounds in order to prevent perverts whacking it on their Ipods. Make sure you help fund Keeley's fabulous music career by downloading the song from 7digital. Sadly, there are no plans for a physical release as yet but I'll keep on praying for a 12" picture disc!

3 comments:

D'luv said...

Why the major labels aren't in a bidding war over your top design skills is beyond me. Christ knows you could have done miracles for Madge, Britney and Mariah's latest.

Jamie said...

There's something about Keeley that even as a gay guy I find completely compelling. Unlike Jordan or Marsh who turn my stomach, Keeley gives me slight hetero-feelings which I find ever so worrying. Am glad to see this fabulous glamour tart going down the Sam Fox route and exercising her vocal chords as well as whipping out her baps.

tommie said...

I want to look at Keeley! So talented.