Monday, April 21, 2008

(How Does It Feel) In My Arse?

Well, I haven't had too many complaints but enough about my miserable sex life. The title of this post actually refers to Deirdre Halliwell's brilliant new anthem, which is dedicated to yours truly! This is one of the proudest moments of my life. I still can't believe an internationally renowned megastar like Deirdre wrote a song in my honour - and what an amazing song it is! I've been harassing the stunning Ms Halliwell to cover a Kylie track for her next smash hit EP (her last offering was certified plastic in at least 3 former Soviet states) for ages but I wasn't expecting anything as fabulous as this. "In My Arms" has been transformed into the ultimate gay sex anthem with classy lyrics like "the KY's open and it's up my bum, hurry up and get a condom"! The whole thing is sublime, from Deirdre's angelic but completely out of tune vocals right through to the hilarious clip. It's only a matter of time before Sony BMG comes knocking on this woman's door, mark my words! In the meantime, Deirdre is flogging her latest album on Ebay for the bargain price of 1 pound and has started an amazing new blog. A huge thanks to Deirdre for this amazing honour!

15 comments:

Justin said...

Innovative and awe inspiring!

Miss Halliwell said...

LOL...

As always i am touched by your generosity by plugging my dodgy anthems!

I soooo love the way you describe my last EP..Certified Plastic hahahahahahahaha

I think i will record something today just to tickle your tickly bits!

Bless you all!

Mike said...

Oh Deirdre, I can't wait to hear your next filth anthem! "In My Arse" is such a classic. My favourite bit is turning "I'm listening" into "It's glistening" - LOL!

Jay said...

Fabulous!

D'luv said...

Tesco Value Minge should be the name of Diedre's album.

This was so Z grade I had to watch twice before hacking up the cucumbers from my lunch salad.

The backing vocals are especially stunning.

LuverOfLuv said...

LOL...

LuverOfLuv said...

Can you post an mp3?...

Mike said...

I'll hit Deirdre up for an MP3 - I'm sure she'll be happy to oblige!

Miss Halliwell said...

Tesco Value Minge is a great name for an album! The remixes would of course be Beef Curtain Surprise...

http://www.zshare.net/audio/10928463f24114ff/

That's the MP3 link...

I know it is shit but it's witty...LOL

I have done worse!

LuverOfLuv said...

Thanks for posting an mp3...

Jamie said...

I love Dids. She is the epitome of sleaze and vulgarity....and I thought Heather Mills-McCartney had that crown!

Miss Halliwell said...

I take it i am dids?! I love being sleazy and vulgar...

It stems from my childhood exposure to Liza Minnelli!

Up yer gritter!

Mike said...

Deirdre, I think you'll find Jamie meant that as a compliment! Like all quality gays, he's completely under your spell!

Miss Halliwell said...

Oh i knew it was a compliment of the highest standard!

All the hot gays love me!

Sadly i can no longer have sex what with my anus being lost in the bermuda triangle...pity as my twattle is aching for a baking!

MWAH!

Jamie said...

I of course meant it as a compliment but I'll happily take it up my griiter anytime.