Sunday, December 23, 2007

Ginger Lynn's Fantasy World

Christmas is vile. I know that's not particularly merry but I've just dragged my sorry arse home from a day of last minute shopping (with the hangover from hell, no less) and all I want to do is set fire to nearest Christmas tree and tell small children that Santa doesn't exist. Wading through a sea of disgruntled shoppers and pissed off shop assistants in the search of the perfect gift is bad enough but the accompanying soundtrack of poorly sung Christmas carols is a cruel and unusual punishment indeed. Thankfully, I have found the perfect antidote for my pain in the form of a lost 80s dance classic by a legendary porn star!

Ginger Lynn Allen was the queen of 80s porn, appearing in almost 100 films. Like Traci Lords, Ginger moved into mainstream acting after retiring from adult movies and starred in cinematic masterpieces like "Dr Alien" (starring the delightful Judy Landers) and "Bound & Gagged: A Love Story". However, I wasn't aware until very recently that Ginger briefly pursued a music career at the height of her porn fame in the mid-80s. Ginger's one and only flop, "Fantasy World", is a sleazy gem that deserved to be a worldwide smash. The song is a trash lover's wet dream, complete with a filthy lyrics and fabulous 80s production. Ginger even filmed a porno to promote "Fantasy World" (below)!

Read more about this amazing talent in our Pop Trash Diva Gallery. Many thanks to Jamie for introducing me to this slice of pop trash perfection!

12 comments:

Miss Halliwell said...

Surpassed yourself yet again!

Sleazily floptastic!

Ho Ho Homo!

Whaddya mean Santa does not exist!?!

Jamie_movietrip said...

OMG I wonder if she actually fucks to the song! I may buy it just to see if I am in right in assuming there's a music video on that DVD too. I am so glad you liked it, there are two mixes that I'll send you - a club mix and a dub. Ginger is all class, I recommend the amazing Vice Academy 2.

Montse Akane said...

¡Incredible! I did know that Tracy Lords recorded an album, but was not aware of this gem!
And I love Dr. Alien, funny movie, I even like the song the band "Sex Mutants" plays in the movie: Killing machine!

Mike said...

Glad you approve, Deirdre!

Jamie, I'm sure Ginger fucks to Fantasy World in her porno. How could she possibly miss such an amazing promo opportunity?! I would die to see the original video clip. Can't wait for the remixes!

Hi Montse, I really like Traci's album - you should check it out. I think all porn stars should launch singing careers. Dr Alien is amazing! Ms Xenobia is an icon!

tommie said...

This is amazing! All I want for Christmas now is that Ginger Lynn porn at the bottom of the post... not sure how my parents would feel about that though!

Tommy said...

You've done it again! Some ten years ago, I remember coming across a small stash of porn when we loved into an old house. It was some adult video catalogue and I remember her being all over it.. Still, even without Ginger Lynn's name attached, this thing just has trashy 80s cum-guzzling fuck song written all over it! Awesome find!

MaryCherry said...

My Dad had "gentlemen Prefer Ginger" it was hot, she stuck a phone up her twat, borrowed sugar from the neighbour and had jacuzzi fun. I used to charge the boys in my area $2 to come watch it and whack off...

Mike said...

Thanks, guys. Your charming Ginger anecdotes warm my heart!

Nasty G said...

Love it, though she obviously isn't singing most of the song...I think she's just the breathy voice on the chorus. There is no way she has that main voice (or is she channeling her inner robust black diva?)!! LOL

BruDé said...

Thanks Mike for eveything :) I wish you a very happy 2008 with lots more of pop trash music. I don't know how to thank you enough for making me discover all this good music. I think i'd be an hungry bottom just for you !!

Mike said...

Nasty G - surely you're not implying that Ginger is a big fraud?! Those vocals are pretty impressive - you could be right!

Bruno - that's sweet! And the best offer I've had in ages.

Jamie_movietrip said...

I believe it's Ginger herself, maybe we could track her down and ask her! If you dare do a search for her on YouTube - you'll find an S&M video where she's getting off being a slave for the first time (yeah, right!). It looked pretty recent and she's had a bit of work done. I will accept that the track is helped by some 400lb divas on backing vocals in places though. PMSL at her putting a phone up her twat!!! Ginger rocks, I love the sound of one of her 'non porn' movies. 'Bound and Gagged - A Love Story' - sounds beyond classy!