Thursday, October 11, 2007

Comeback Of The Decade - Melissa Tkautz!

Australia's queen of trash is on the comeback trail - yet again! Melissa Tkautz really is the most determined diva in show business. The last I heard, Melissa was lining up to play herself in a zombie movie after being dropped by her short sighted record company. As much as I love the idea of Mel running from zombies in hotpants and high heels, I was even more excited to learn that this living legend is back in the studio!

I started to get suspicious that Melissa had something on the boil when she re-surfaced on the social scene, looking breathtaking at the Urban Music Awards and appearing as a costume judge at this year's Sleaze Ball. Classy! I did a bit of digging and discovered that Melissa is indeed poised for yet another comeback. Apparently, Melissa is busy recording an album of DJ collaborations. I'm not sure what that means exactly but Melissa and dance music sounds like a winning combination to me! I'll be interested to learn if any of the songs from her recent scrapped album are included. I was lucky enough to hear some of the tracks from it recently and they are, without a doubt, some of the best material she has ever recorded. "Fake It Good" and "Not Enough" are both potential smash hits!

6 comments:

Zac said...

YES YES YES YES! I Love melissa!!!! i seen a chick who i thought was melissa at sleaze but i was in a k hole and vomited in a bin so who knows. I wonder what could have been, sadness. She really is amazing isn't she.

Zac

J'ason D'luv said...

Hi, Melissa? Yeah, we have to do the photo shoot in about, uh, three minutes. Now, don't panic -- we have this nice picnic table cover, napkin and chain of dead chinchillas sewn together with a gold chain for you to wear.

Mike said...

Zac - Don't worry hun, we've all been there! I think seeing Melissa in a K hole would throw me over the edge. I can't wait for Mel's floptastic return to pop either. Lost & Found is one of the best Aus-pop albums ever!

Jason - You're too funny. I bet that outfit took weeks of planning! I can just see Melissa driving up and down William St scouting out the tranny pros for inspiration!

Adem IAR said...

This makes me WET. I fucking love this tragic cunt, she's divine. "Lies" from the last album was E.P.I.C.

Mike said...

The only thing that could get me more excited is if Kylie teamed up with Jason for "Especially For You 2007"! She actually re-recorded "Lies" for the second, scrapped version of "Lost & Found" - and it was even better! Apparently it was lined up as the third single to the first L&F until "All I Want" flopped worse than The Sheilas!

Adem IAR said...

"All I Want" was bloody fierce too, I am sure I'm one of three people in the country that bought both the singles from that album.