Monday, May 07, 2007

Pop Trash Heaven

The Jacob Sisters' cover of "Your Disco Needs You" makes me want to delete Pop Trash Addicts and open a new Blog about naked gardening or one of my other hobbies. For this recording is surely the holy grail of pop trash. How will I ever top a group of poodle carrying, 70 year old German grannies covering Kylie's legendary gay anthem in heavily accented English? It's disconcerting and yet strangely satisfying to know that I have officially scraped the bottom of the musical barrel and still managed to wholeheartedly enjoy the experience!

The wonderfully glamorous Jacob Sisters have previously appeared on Pop Trash Addicts with their German language cover of "Stop! In The Name Of Love" from the 1960s. It is quite astonishing that the "girls" are still churning out craptastic cover versions of popular hits more than 40 years later. In fact, the history of The Jacob Sisters is very intriguing. Hannelore, Rosi, Johanna and Eva Jacob defected from East Germany in 1959 and quickly became singing stars in the West after acquiring four toy poodles as their trademark. In the early days, The Jacob Sisters concentrated on traditional German music before being discovered and taken to America to perform in New York and Las Vegas. It was there that they broadened their repertoire and started covering English and other foreign language hits in German. The ladies even made a highly acclaimed film in 1971 called "Quartett im Bett" ("Quartet In Bed") - which sounds a bit raunchy to me! These sexy goddesses then jumped on the Neue Deutsche Welle bandwagon in the 80s and embraced dance music in the 90s. I guess the only thing left for these living legends to do in the new millennium was to cover Kylie!

The Jacob Sisters' interpretation of "Your Disco Needs You" defies description. I'm convinced the ladies have no idea what the hell they are singing and the poor pronunciation only makes the song more bewildering. Kylie must be proud! You can find this trashtastic gem and 19 other slices of Jacob Sisters' magic on their greatest hits compilation "50 Jahre Die Jacob Sisters", available from German Amazon. Many thanks to Magical Froggy for his stunning "Your Disco Needs You" mock cover.


Jamie said...

I agree, you just can't sink any lower.

PinkieDust said...

All these girlbands! Its like Dontstopthepop! I love it. Mike, you run a great ship & thank you so much for all the fab pop you've shared in recent months.

The cover of Your Disco Needs You instantly brought a smile to my face which is what pop should be about really.


Trash Addict said...

Thanks, Pinkie. That's sweet of you.

Jamie - I know! But I'm kind of proud of plummeting to a new depth. I'll keep on trying to outdo myself!

Magical Froggy said...

Oh. My. God. I can barely understand what language they are singing. If this wasn't a cover I wouldn't have a clue what was going on. It's so awful and utterly crap. I love it.


Matt said...

Words fail me, they well and truly do!

I mean just what exactly was that?!

Thanks ever so much!
it was hilarious!

Jess Nukem said...

You are my rock god for this. :D

tommie said...

OMFG!!! I can't breathe! Lola, your parents will be ashamed and send you to Christian camp.

"Lost in conspiation"

BruDé said...

Any pictures of you doin naked gardening ?

Trash Addict said...

I'm glad you all find the song as appalling/fabulous as me!

Brude - It's not a pretty sight!

Josh said...

They were on eurotrash loads which I assume you don't get in Oz.

*assumes knows you and you're on denden*

Tommy said...

okay.. I almost shit myself when I heard those lead vocals (if you can call them that) kick in.. :O
My hat is off to you for this one! Fabulous!